1
Niki: Guys, I think I'm in love. i can't stop thinking about my crush.
Jay: Did you kiss her?
Niki: no- we made eye contact.
2
Jungwon: "I had the weirdest dream last night. I dreamt I was being chased by a giant pizza."
Jay: "What kind of pizza was it?"
Jungwon: "Pepperoni, I think. And it had arms and legs and was yelling 'Eat me!'"
Jay: and you didn't eat it?
Jungwon: I couldn't it was big.
Jay: I think you should do some exercise so you can eat it.
Jungwon: "Good plan. You never know when a giant pizza might come chasing after you."
3
Jake: "My girlfriend is always telling me what to do. It's like I'm her puppet or something."
Niki: "Well, maybe if you didn't leave your dirty socks lying around the apartment, she wouldn't have to tell you to pick them up."
Jake: "Hey, I'll have you know that I'm a grown man and I can leave my socks wherever I want!"
Niki: "And she's not your mom to pick your socks for you.
Jake: "I guess you're right. I just wish she wouldn't nag me all the time."
Niki: You are acting like a boy.
Jake: said it to the one who leaves his underwear on the ground. Psss
