unknown; r. shidou

germans

Isagi
Guys...

Bachira
Isagi???
Are you ok??
Did something happen??
Do you need me to come over??

Isagi
Nono nothing happened dw
You can come over regardless tho x

Bachira
Ok otw xx

Chigiri
Wsp Isagi

Kurona
Heyyy

Isagi
ahhahahhahah so
I have these acquaintances 

Karasu
Bro said acquaintances

Isagi
Shut up
Calling them friends would be too much
Their names are Kaiser and Ness
He wants me to add them

Hiori
The more the merrier!

Kurona
You are just too cute man

Reo
Add him if you want

Isagi
I'm warning u guys from now

Chigiri
?????
Do they bite

Isagi
Ness might

Chigiri
Oh

Isagi added Kaiser and Ness to the groupchat

Isagi
There Kaiser
Now you can start annoying other people besides me

Kaiser
THANK YOU
heyyy everyoneeee

Otoya
Wsp man

Niko
Hey

Reo
Hii

Ness
Hello everyone!! ><

Chigiri
You seem annoying

Ness
284.93.2948

Chigiri
WHAT THE FUCK

Ness
:>

Hiori
Me and you can be friends x

Ness
Id love that

Kaiser
Ness be nice now

Ness
I literally am wym

Kaiser
no more doxing ok? x

Ness
ok!

Karasu
I am so unbelievably scared rn

Kurona
same

Kaiser
It's ok

Bachira
IS IT THO??

Kaiser
yes

Bachira
Oh
ok then mb

Kaiser
Omg I didn't even introduce myself
I'm Kaiser
I play for Bastard Munchen
I'm German if u couldn't tell

Otoya
Wrap it up

Karasu
Do germans even exist
I thought they were a myth

Kaiser
?????????
I very much so exist

Isagi
sadly

Kaiser
FUCK YOU

Bachira
wait where's Shidou and Y/n
I would have assumed he would be pissing himself with this information

Otoya
they probably fucking

Reo
He's flying back to Japan with Y/n rn

Niko
I knew it was too quiet

Reo
I'm picking them up soon
Well I'm not doing the picking up
Imma just be there
Nagi you still coming right?

Nagi
mhm 

Reo
Good
Sae you too?

Sae
Yup

Reo
Perfect

Chigiri
wtf I wanna come

Reo
Declined

Chigiri
well ok die then

Reo
<3

Kaiser
I like you Reo

Reo
sorry it's one sided

Kaiser
Heartbroken

Ness
It's ok Kaiser

Kaiser
Thanks Ness

Bachira
🥝🍓🥭🍍🍋🍊

Ness
Oh

Bachira
Don't oh me
who fell first

Kaiser
I'm sorry?

Bachira
You're both useless
It was you wasn't it Ness

Ness
Yeah it was

Bachira
Knew it
so that means Kaiser fell harder?

Kaiser
Bachira stop whatever you're doing

Bachira
But Kaiser couldn't accept his feelings so he would constantly criticise you and treat you like shit
But Ness that never stopped you from having a crush of him
Right Ness?

Ness
Uh

Kaiser
What the fuck

Bachira
So that means after a while Kaiser accepted his feelings but now is too scared to confront you Ness because he is scared after all the times you treated Ness like shit that he wouldn't say he liked you back.
Even though Ness you very much so do.

Ness
Yeah

Bachira
Perfect
now that that's out of the way
Kiss

Kaiser has gone offline
Ness has gone offline

Kurona
WHHATTTTTT

Otoya
ROUND OF APPLAUSE EVERYBODY

Karasu
THAT WAS BETTER THAN RIVERDALE

Hiori
You seem like a Riverdale kid Karasu

Karasu
I took full offence to that

Hiori
You should

Karasu
Oh

Isagi
I have never been more in love with you Bachira

Bachira
I knew there was some gay in them
Had to squeeze it out yk

Chigiri
Do Reo and Nagi next
They clearly need it

Reo
OR how about you do Chigiri and Kuni?
Because wowwwww they're both so bad at feelings

Chigiri
what???

Reo
It's fine Kuni doesn't even see the chat anyways

Kunigami
I'm here

Chigiri
oh
Hey Kuni

Kunigami
Hey

Bachira
No much talking needs to be done here
Just kiss

Kunigami
Drop ur address Chigiri

Chigiri
come pc

Chigiri has gone offline
Kunigami has gone offline

Kurona
We love to see it