The Itty Bitty Kitty Committee
1313 Rose Garden Blvd
New York, New York
10001
ATTENTION: READER
Dear Reader,
We at The Itty Bitty Kitty Committee are pleased to inform you that your request submitted through Cat Resources on the thirteenth floor has been approved.
With your new senior position, you will receive a 13% increase in your annual bonus and an option to purchase additional medical insurance after an initial sixth month period. We know these are uncertain times, but masking and social distancing are required within the organization.
Please report to Cat Resources located in The Itty Bitty Kitty Committee building on Rose Garden Boulevard at 10AM EDT on September 28th, 2023. On your first day, you will be personally welcomed by our CEO, Grace Kent, and given a briefing regarding the current situation within our organization.
We thank you for your interest and cannot wait to welcome you to the new team. We are certain that your involvement on this project will help make the organization the best it has been yet. Here is to another year of record breaking success! Go capitalism!
Please forward any further questions to the comment section and follow for further updates.
Sincerely,
Lex
Founder of The Itty Bitty Kitty Committee
1313 Rose Garden Blvd
New York, New York
10001
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