(IM GOING FUCKING INSANE I SWEAR THIS SATIRE SMG34 FIC WILL BE THE END OF ME-)
(also more incorrect quotes because yes)
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Tari: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I would just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Four:
Three:
Four:
Three: I'm gonna tell her.
Four: Don't you fUCkiNg dare-
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Three: Melony? What are you writing?
Melony: A fanfic.
Three: ...
Three: About what?
Melony: You and SMG4.
Three: W-WHAT? W-why?
Melony: He asked me to. I'm being paid.
Four, from behind the sofa: I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THAT ANONYMOUS IDIOT!
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Four: This date is boring.
Three: This isn't a date. I told you I was going to the store.
Four: Then why did you invite me?
Three: I didn't. I specifically said "do not come with me" and you said "don't tell me what to do" and followed me here.
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Computer: Please enter a password.
Three: *types in SMG4*
Computer: Your password is too weak.
Three: How fucking DARE YOU-
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Three: I don't have a favorite person in this group. I don't like any one of y-
Melony, running over: Meggy set the kitchen on fire while you were gone!
Three: *Full sprint* Oh my god, is SMG4 okay?!
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Three: Okay, yeah. I have feelings for Four. But does that mean I'm in love with him? No- Oh my god... I'm in love with Four...
Three, to Meggy and Saiko: Why didn't you guys tell me?!
Meggy: We thought you knew!
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Four: Are we fighting or flirting?
Three: I'm pinning you against the wall my my hand around your neck-
Four: Your point?
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Three: God dammit, the printer broke while printing out SMG4's birthday invitations!
Saiko: What were they supposed to say?
Three: "SMG4's birthday".
Saiko: So what do they say instead?
Three: "SMG4's bi".
Saiko:
Saiko: I mean, it works out either way-
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Three: SMG4's so funny and cute...
Boopkins: Aw, don't be jealous! I think you're very funny!
Three: I'm not being jealous, Boopkins. I'm being gay.
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Saiko: You deserve a reward for putting up with me...
Tari: But you are my reward.
*Meanwhile*
Four: You deserve a reward for putting up with me...
Three: Yes. Yes, I do. THANK YOU-
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Meggy: Okay, so SMG4 has 19 SMG3 plushes and he gives-
Melony: Wait, why does he have so many SMG3 plushes?
Four: Mind your own business, you two!
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Three: Ugh, I was trying to open a can of food for Eggdog but our can opener broke...
Four: So now it's a can't opener?
Three: I can't believe I'm dating you.
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Four: I have a lie detector on my shirt.
Three: ??? Then take it off.
Saiko: Why do you want him to take off his shirt?
Three: WHAT- I DON'T-
Four: beep... beep...
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Four: Three and I-
Meggy: Are getting married?
Four: What? No, we-
Meggy, pulling out a giant notebook: Perfect, I've already planned the entire thing!
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Three: You had friends, and I envied that...
Four: You're welcome to share my friends.
Three: *looks over at the SMG4 crew*
Three: I don't want those.
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Four: My crush isn't picking up on my hints.
Meggy: What hints have you given them?
Four: Well, I think about him a lot.
Four: And sometimes I even think about talking to him.
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Four: I'm in love with you.
Three: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, idiot.
Four: I know.
Three: ...Ah.
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Random brainrot (Mostly SMG34)
RandomRandom (mostly SMG34) brainrot! (Alternate title could probably be Oops! All Random Shit!) I'll probably fill this with oneshots, incorrect quotes, and art. Maybe some rants too. Enjoy, I guess? No lemon or other ships. Also a lot of this is probabl...
