(HI PLEASE IGNORE THE TOP IMAGE IT'S SOMETHING I FOUND WHILE SCROLLING THE INTERNET UHHHHHHHHH-)
(Anyway- ignoring- whatever the hell that is- OOC incorrect quotes! I'm ripping these right out of the quote generator app with no editing to make the characters fit the dialogue, so it's gonna be VERY VERY CURSED!)
Also there will be deranged commentary from my reaction to the randomly generated bullshit.
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Melony: Never gonna make you cry!
Three: Never gonna say goodbye!
Melony: Never gonna tell a lie—
Meggy: I will hurt you.
(MEGGY NO-)
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Tari: How would you like your pancakes?
Saiko: Plain.
Meggy: With sprinkles!
Three: Chocolate chips.
Luigi: Potatoes.
*Saiko, Meggy, and Three look at Luigi*
Luigi: What? They're good.
(SO GOOD YOU CAN EAT 'EM R-)
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Melony, ordering Starbucks: Hey, I just got my heart broken, what do you recommend?
Saiko, who's running the drive thru: ...
Saiko: Tequila.
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Meggy: I put the pun in punishment.
Saiko: I put the top in unstoppable.
Four: I put the cute in execute.
Bob: I put the sexy in dyslexia.
Melony: I put the ass in class.
Three: I put the D in Four.
(QUOTE GENERATOR WHY MUST YOU BE LIKE THIS I MEAN YEAH IT'S SMG34 BUT WHY-)
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Four: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??
Saiko: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔
Three: Why were you microwaving a lemon???
Saiko: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.
Tari: Did you burn an orange too? How???
Saiko: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔
(What the fuck Saiko-)
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Saiko: I failed my safety training course today.
Melony: Why, what happened?
Saiko: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"
Melony: And?
Saiko: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.
(Strangely in character)
(Also why does the quote generator like Saiko so much)
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Three: Hey, Saiko?
YOU ARE READING
Random brainrot (Mostly SMG34)
RandomRandom (mostly SMG34) brainrot! (Alternate title could probably be Oops! All Random Shit!) I'll probably fill this with oneshots, incorrect quotes, and art. Maybe some rants too. Enjoy, I guess? No lemon or other ships. Also a lot of this is probabl...
