*SMG4's phone rings*
Four: Hello?
Three: I'm inside your house.
Four: ...Okay. *hangs up*
*SMG4's phone rings again*
Four: Hello?
Three: Why did you hang up? Why did you hang up on me?
Four: If you're inside my house just come talk to me.
Three: I'm in the closet.
Four: Oh, you're gay? That's cool!
Three: NO, I'M NOT GAY I-
Four: Nonono it's alright, I'm bi.
Three: No, I'm not gay, I'm literally in your closet!
Four: Wait...really?
Three: ...
Four: Who is this?
Three: Come find out.
Four: Where are you?!
Three:
Three: ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING I JUST SAID I'M IN YOUR CLOSET
Four: Oh, yeah.
~~~
Bob: Ok guys I'm going to Starbucks now, what do you want me to get?
Saiko: Killed.
~~~
Saiko: SMG3 noticed only today that he can label his email inboxes, but he took apart his entire laptop two weeks ago.
Shroomy: This reminds me of an SMG3 who couldn't turn on the coffee maker, but remembers about 500 digits of pi...
Saiko: I'll be delighted to inform you that this is the very same SMG3.
~~~
Tari: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies...
~~~
Mario: You shouldn't be using a straw!!!
Three: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff.
Meggy: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.
~~~
Three: So... what's your type?
Four: Type of what?
Three, suddenly nervous: Uhh... Blood.
Four: Oh. Red.
~~~
Saiko: How the hell did you two crash the car?!
Four: So I was driving, right? And the navigation lady told me to go straight.
Four: I thought "That's homophobic". So I went gay and that's how I ended up flipped against that tree.
Saiko: Oh my god-
Three: Honestly? Would've done the same.
Saiko: This is why I drive! I can't trust you two to not try to challenge authority with a fucking GPS!
~~~
Four, waking up from sleeping for 34 hours after IGBP: *yawns* Hey guys, what time is it?
Mario: About...2pm, why, is SMG4 hungry?
Four: Yeah, I'd be up for some food.
Three, almost in tears: CAN YOU PLEASE STOP ACTING LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED-
~~~
Melony, with SMG4 and Boopkins at the movie theater: 3 tickets for Oppenheimer, please!
(meanwhile)
Three, with Bob and Bowser: 3 tickets for Barbie, and no one gets hurt.
~~~
Four: Are you a cuddler?
Three: I'm a machine of death and destruction.
Four:
Three: ...Yeah, I'm a cuddler.
~~~
Four: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?
Three: Well it's actually a class, but unfortunately it's full right now.
Four: Would you like me to tutor you?
Three: That was smooth.
~~~
Tari: Hi, sorry I'm late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted.
Meggy: I'm "a couple of things".
Saiko: I'm "got distracted".
~~~
Three: I hate first taking off my glasses because in that moment, my vision goes from Full HD all the way down to buffering at 240p and I just can't handle that.
~~~
Mario: Luigi, Mario's hungry!
Bob: Luigi! What's for dinner?
Saiko: We're hungry, Luigi!
Luigi, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*
~~~
Saiko, about Bob: I could fix him, but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with him is way funnier.
Three: That's what any god probably thinks about me.
~~~
Four, after IGBP: I know we're not best friends, but-
Three: What do you want?
Four: I've been stuck with Mario for 2 days and he's been drinking all the soy sauce.
Four: Help.
~~~
Three: Truth or dare?
Four: Truth!
Three: I dare you to kiss me.
Four: *kisses SMG3*
Tari, to Meggy: He said "truth", right?
~~~
Four: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.
~~~
Three: Remember, when burying a body, make sure to cover it with endangered plants so it's illegal to dig up!
Three: Make sure to follow me for more gardening tips!
~~~
Four: You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound that my brain makes all the time.
~~~
Three: What are your political beliefs?
Four, awkwardly trying to impress him: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun.
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Random brainrot (Mostly SMG34)
RandomRandom (mostly SMG34) brainrot! (Alternate title could probably be Oops! All Random Shit!) I'll probably fill this with oneshots, incorrect quotes, and art. Maybe some rants too. Enjoy, I guess? No lemon or other ships. Also a lot of this is probabl...
