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    Random (mostly SMG34) brainrot! (Alternate title could probably be Oops! All Random Shit!) I'll probably fill this with oneshots, incorrect quotes, and art. Maybe some rants too. Enjoy, I guess? No lemon or other ships. Also a lot of this is probabl...

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    Meggy: Are you mad? 
    Three: No. 
    Meggy: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?
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    Four: What the heck. 
    Four: ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship. 
    Four: Who the hell watches jump rope competiti- ooh bouncy.
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    Three: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face. 
    Four: 
    Four: I love you so much.
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    Three, to Four: You have room temperature IQ. 
    Four: What's room temperature IQ? 
    Three: 73°. 
    Four: Oh, okay. 
    Four: How much is that in IQ?
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    Melony: If you were an ice cream flavour, what flavour would you be? 
    Four: Vanilla?
    Three: Vanilla?! You basic bitch!
    Three: If I was an ice cream flavour, I'd be pistachio.
    Four: Because nobody likes you?
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    Meggy: HELP! I TOLD TARI I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I STILL CAN'T COOK! 
    Three, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
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    Meggy: What do you think of that drink  gave you earlier?
    Three: I didn't like it.
    Meggy: SMG4 made that drink.
    Three: We-well, not like I didn't like it, more like I love it.
    Meggy: But he didn't like it either.
    Three: Like I said, I didn't like it.
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    Four: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, SMG3! 
    Three: You can't expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.
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    Four: When I first got my autism diagnosis, my first thought was "woah... it's canon" and I think that maybe thoughts like that is why Three made me get tested.
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    Four: I'm in love with you. 
    Three: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork. 
    Four: I know. 
    Three: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
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