Three: Us, doing something chaotic? That's ridiculous!
Four: Yeah, we just came down for a glass of milk!
Bob, entering the room with a bazooka: WhAt'S uP aGeNtS oF cHaOs?! GoT tHe PoLiCe ObLiTeRaToR uP aNd ReAdY tO-
Bob, freezing: Oh, hi MeGgY- gOoD eVeniNg-
Meggy: It's 2 AM.
Bob, backing up: GoOd mOrNinG-
Meggy: Get back here!
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Four, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVER'S CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.
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Bowser: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.
Luigi: Oh. We're going out?
Bowser: Wh...
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Saiko: There was a motor close to where I am right now.
Tari: A motor- a motorcycle?
Saiko: Oh sorry, a murder.
Meggy: ...That escalated quickly.
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Meggy: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
Three: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.
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Saiko: SMG4 is so...
Mario: Annoying?
Three: Cute?
Boopkins: Funny?
Bob: Weird?
Saiko: I don't know, maybe if y'all let me FINISH for ONCE IN MY LIFE, I'd tell you!
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SMG3: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée".
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Three: What do you all want for breakfast?
Bob: I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.
Three:
Boopkins: I think he wants eggs.
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Three: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am.
Saiko: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!
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Luigi: Are you ok?
Saiko: Short answer or long answer?
Luigi: Short?
Saiko: No.
Luigi: Long?
Saiko: Nooooooo.
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Belle: Aww, what's your kid's name?
Three: Terrence.
Belle, yelling to Anti-Shroomy: TRY 'TERRENCE'!
Anti-Shroomy, on the computer: DIDN'T WORK!
Three:
Belle: What's your favorite number?
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Random brainrot (Mostly SMG34)
RandomRandom (mostly SMG34) brainrot! (Alternate title could probably be Oops! All Random Shit!) I'll probably fill this with oneshots, incorrect quotes, and art. Maybe some rants too. Enjoy, I guess? No lemon or other ships. Also a lot of this is probabl...
