my god i have so many tabs open rn amd wips i need to finish but noooo incorrect quotes *sigh*
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Three: You think that's cringe? Moms around the world wait 9 months just to end up naming their kid Bob.
Bob: Hey, fuck you.
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Meggy: Do you have any skeletons in your closet, SMG3?
Three: Literally or figuratively?
Meggy: ...I have to specify?
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Four, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often?
Three, confused: I mean, this is my home, so yeah.
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Luigi: Why is Melony crying?
Tari: She saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-
Melony: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!
Luigi: Please don't say what I think you're gonna say-
Melony: And when I stepped on it there was no crunch!
Luigi: NO, NOT THAT!
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Three: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time...
Three: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is!
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Mario: Do you guys want to see a butterfly?
Tari: Ooh, yes please!
Four, with his laptop open: I'm not going to stop working to look at a stupid bug!
Mario: It's not a bug though...
Meggy: ...
Tari: ...
Saiko: ...
SMG4: Well I still don't want to see.
Meggy, realizing: Please don't throw-
Mario: Whee! *throws a stick of butter*
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Three: Where are my fucking keys?
Boopkins: SMG3, Jubjub is around, can you say it a little nicer?
Three: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING KEYS?!
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Three: Yesterday, I heard Meggy ask "are you sure this is a good idea?" and Mario saying "just trust me"
Three: I have never moved so quickly from one room to another.
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Three: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like SMG4 a little bit.
Saiko, looking over at his drawings: ...You doodled your wedding invitations.
Three: No, that's our joint tombstone.
Saiko: My mistake.
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Meggy: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can't?
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Four: Gatekeep, girlboss, and what's the other one again?
Mario: There isn't another one. You're crazy...
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Tari: My friends say I'm the most charismatic out of the group.
Boopkins: Well, you always have a smile on your face.
Tari: Thank you!
Bob:
Bob: What drugs do you take?
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Boopkins: Did you invite SMG3 to come with us to brunch?
Four: Hey, this is my "Be nice to SMG3 day", okay?
Saiko: More like your "Be gay for SMG3 day"...
Meggy: Yeah SMG4, every day this week has been your "Be nice to SMG3 day".
Four: Yeah, especially today, though. Anyway, how's construction on the extra room in our house for Thr- I mean, the second guest room going?
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Random brainrot (Mostly SMG34)
RandomRandom (mostly SMG34) brainrot! (Alternate title could probably be Oops! All Random Shit!) I'll probably fill this with oneshots, incorrect quotes, and art. Maybe some rants too. Enjoy, I guess? No lemon or other ships. Also a lot of this is probabl...
