HAH y'all thought the next chapter would be another snowtrapped one but nO-
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Three: You really put everything aside and came all this way for me? How did you even get here that fast?
Bob: Several traffic violations.
Mario: 3 counts of resisting arrest!
Saiko: Roughly 12 cans of energy drinks.
Four: Also, that's not our car!
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Meggy: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me!
Tari: We're the best things that have ever happened to you?
Meggy: Yes!
Three: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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Four: I'm very fast at math!
Karen: Alright, what's 30 times 17?
Four: 47!
Karen: That's not even close.
Four: But it was fast!
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Bob: We need to get through this locked door. Tari, give me your credit card.
Tari: O-okay...
Bob, pocketing it: Thanks lol, now kick down the door, Mario!
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Four: Dammit, Mario!
Mario: What? It wasn't me!
Four: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, SMG3!
Three: Hey, it wasn't me either!
Four: Then who burnt the castle down?!
Meggy: *whistles*
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Four: *falls*
Four: SHIT!
Four: I MEAN SUGAR!
Four: PLEASE DON'T KILL ME SUSAN-
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Meggy: What did you two do?
Mario:
Bob:
Meggy: You're not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
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Four: Hey, Three, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds?
Three: Yes?
Four: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days.
Three: Fuck.
Four: It's gonna be a fun week!
Three: I'm going to my Starbucks house.
Four: Nuh-uh! Through sickness and health, motherfucker!
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Three: Nothing in life is free.
Boopkins: Love is free.
Meggy: Knowledge is free.
Tari: Friendship is free.
Four: Self-respect is free.
Bob: Everything's free if you don't pay for it.
The cast: ...
Tari: Bob, that's illegal-
Three: No, let him finish!
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Four: So jellyshish-
Three, laughing: JELLYSHISH???
Four: You know what I meant!
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Meggy: A mouse!
Four, pulling out a knife: Go back to where you came from or I'll stab you!
Saiko, pulling out a frying pan: It'll make a nice meal!
Tari, giving the mouse cheese: You deserve a treat, little guy!
Boopkins, gasping: It's Ratatouille!
Three: His name is Remy, dumbass.
Meggy: ...I was going to say just trap it and throw it out the window... what is wrong with you people?!
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Three, looking through his clothes: Has anyone seen my top?
Mario: SMG4 is in the kitchen.
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Bob: Hey, Saiko.
Saiko: What?
Bob: Random question, can a person be alive inside a washing machine while it's on?
Saiko:
Saiko: Where's Boopkins?
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Meggy: Hey, Saiko, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?
Saiko: Yeah, why?
Meggy: And you, Tari?
Tari: Umm... yes?
Meggy: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!
Saiko: Did she just-
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Four: Meggy, you're irrationally angry 365 days a year.
Meggy: Well, that's just your personal opinion, I don't have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?
Three: Well, I wouldn't really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.
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Three: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like 'look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I'm losing.'
Bob: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.
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Three: "Ladies and gentlemen" is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly, I'm falling asleep already. "Cowards" on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic.
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Four: What's with the napkin on the glass door?
Luigi: Oh, Mario just kept walking into it, I thought this would help.
(Later)
Mario: Oohh look a floating napkin! *SMACK*
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ok thats it for now- but i saw the amazing digital circus pilot and it looks so gOOD- GO WATCH GO WATCH GO WATCH IF U HAVENT ALREADY :D
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RandomRandom (mostly SMG34) brainrot! (Alternate title could probably be Oops! All Random Shit!) I'll probably fill this with oneshots, incorrect quotes, and art. Maybe some rants too. Enjoy, I guess? No lemon or other ships. Also a lot of this is probabl...
