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SHIPS???? Yes or no??? Here's what I think, i guess? (I'm only rating the more popular ships or the ones I've seen before)

SMG34: YES. THIS ONE. THIS ONE Y'ALL. But you probably already knew that. ∞/10!

Meggy x Tari: This one's good! 8/10, I think Western Spaghetti was nice to this pairing. My favorite one with Meggy in it for sure.

Meggy x Saiko: RAGE PAIRRRRR seems cool but not really my thing, 5/10.

Meggy x Melony: You know what, sure. 6/10.

Meggy x Mario: Oh hell naw man, they give major sibling energy and you just had to ruin that... 1/10.

Tari x Saiko: Second favorite lesbian ship here :D 7/10

Meggy x Desti: Pretty cool if Desti didn't die... 8/10 :')

Axony: Pretty cool is Axol didn't die... 9/10 :')

SMG0 x Fred: W h a t - 5/10

SMG0les: You know what, sure. 7/10

Tari x SMG4: KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! -1/10

SMG4 x Axol: Sorry man I read the AO3 fanfic but I just couldn't see it happening. 4/10, cause at least it's not SMG4 with one of the girls.

Saiko x Kaizo: Eh, I dunno if it would work out very well. 4/10 at best.

Saiko x Whimpu: Nah, 3/10.

Saiko x Whimpu x Kaizo: Uuhh...c...cool...? 2/10...

Kaizo x Whimpu: Would probably be toxic af bUT SURE WHY NOT HAHHAHAHHAHAHAH CRACKSHIP PROPAGANDAAAAA >:))) 10/10 (if I were actually rating it with no crackship logic it would probably be more like 4/10 at the least but still better than the other anime ships in SMG4

Saiko x Boopkins: Didn't work well in canon, so probably not. 3/10.

Melony x SMG4: Please stop. Please just stop. 1/10.

Melony x SMG3: I want to die. 0/10.

Meggy x Tari x Saiko: It's fine, better than the last 2 at least! 6.5/10.

Bob x Rob: This is a crackship. This is a crackship and nothing else but crackships fucking rule so 7/10 :D

Bob x Steve: No opinion really, I think it's kinda funny so 5/10.

Mar4: Not for me personally, 2/10.

Mar3: Still not for me and seems like it just wouldn't work, 1.5/10.

Mar34: Feels like Mario's just third wheeling for some reason, idk here take your 2/10 and get the hell outta here because at least this isn't Mario x Meggy...

SMG12: You know what, sure. 8/10.

SMG1 x Bob: Wait, this is a ship?... 3.5/10.

Bob x Belle: Nice crackship you got there man, 5/10

Tari x Belle: Mmm nah, the other orange girl fits with Tari more, 6/10. Better in Meta Runner.

Tari x Luigi: Kinda similar personalities but they're better off as friends. 3/10

FMX: This gets no ship rating cause it's not a ship, ?/10

Luigi x Bowser: Yeah! 7/10!

Luigi x Saiko: ...What??? 2.5/10...

SMG4 x Meggy: Kill this dumpster fire, please... 1/10.

Beeg SMG4 x Eggdog: AW HELL NAH MAN THEY SIBLINGS- DDDD: -10/10

(Which of mine do you agree with?)

(Did I just insult your OTP?)

(Any of the more popular ones I missed?)

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