Random brainrot (Mostly SMG34)

Incorrect Quotes 7

Another quotes chapter because yes :D

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Four, near tears: I have the sex appeal of a math book!

Three: I don't know, dude, I've never met anyone that opened a math book and didn't say "fuck me".

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Meggy: Where's Mario?

Saiko: Doing stuff.

Meggy: I don't like the sound of that. Where's SMG4?

Saiko: Trying to stop Mario from doing the stuff.

Meggy: And Three?

Sakio: Trying to stop Four from stopping Mario from doing the stuff.

Meggy: Okay... And what are you doing here, Saiko?

Saiko: I'm supposed to stop you from stopping Three from stopping Four from stopping Mario from doing the stuff.

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Four: I tried to write 'I'm a functional adult' but my phone changed it to 'fictional adult' and i feel like that's more accurate.

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Four: Guys I have something to say, SMG3 and I are officially dating!

Meggy:

Tari:

Melony:

Saiko: Wait, that was ever a secret?

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(Yoinked from Tumblr with minimal modifications)

Bob: Can you two stop being gay for 5 minutes lol

Four: Fuck you!

Three: What are you? Gay?

Four: You fucking wish. You just wish you were me.

Three: Oh yeah? Oh yeah?

Four: Yeah, you fucking stubborn asshole.

Three: *pushes him against the wall and they passionately make out*

Four: *doesn't stop him*

Bob: Huh

Four: I'm sorry did you need something you homophobe?

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Four: I hate how I always act stupid around my crushes...

Three: But you're always acting stupid?

Four:

Four: Don't think too hard about that.

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Mario: I'M TRYING TO CALL 911 BUT THE '9' BUTTON ISN'T WORKING!

Four: JUST FLIP YOUR PHONE UPSIDE DOWN AND USE '6'!

Three: *stops choking for a second* What the fu-

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Three: SMG4 and I are no longer dating.

Four: Three, that's a horrible way of saying we're married now!!!

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Four *accidentally brushes SMG3's hand with his own*

Three:

Three: *aggressively holds Four's hand*

Three, under his breath to Four: Fucking commit to it.