OK SO I WASNT GONNA DO ANOTHER ONE OF THESE but- i had free time at school and i found some quotes for y'all-
(the image at the top is from the fic Playing the Long Game and it is very amazing, gO READ IT NOW)
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Three, at Karen's funeral: *places his hand on the headstone and sobs*
Three: How could you do this to me? We're so understaffed...
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Melony: Why are you eating tofu?
Four: I'm trying to convince Saiko I'm a vegan.
Melony: Why?
Four: I've been stealing chicken from her fridge and if I'm vegan, she can't accuse me of stealing it.
Melony: Why not just buy your own chicken?
Four: This is much more fun, watch...
Saiko: Okay! I have had enough! WHO THE HELL! IS EATING MY GOD DAMN CHICKEN!?
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Three: I think I'm coming down with something. I've been so nauseous lately
Four, seriously: Maybe you're pregnant.
*they sit there in silence for a moment*
Three: I don't know who's the bigger idiot. You for suggesting that, or me because I almost had a panic attack-
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Four: Nothing lasts forever. Change is inedible.
Tari: Don't... Don't you mean it's inevitable?
Four, who has been using this entire conversation as a setup for the world's worst magic trick: *spits out coins* no I do not!
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Four: Can we stay with you tonight?
Three: Both of you? What happened?
Four: Someone was playing with an ouija board and cursed the whole Showgrounds.
Meggy: Mario wasn't any help. He doesn't know how to banish spirits, so he's just throwing salt at them yelling "does this look like a hotel to you!?"
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Four: I impulsively bought a snake. What do I name him?
Three: You did WHAT—
Mario: William Snakespeare!
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Mario: WHO THINKS I CAN FIT 15 MARSHMALLOWS IN MY MOUTH???
Saiko: You are a hazard to society...
Bob: And a coward, do 20
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Tari, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Saiko, walking in covered in ink: Well, maybe the squid was being a dickhead.
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Four: Um, guys... I'm dating SMG3 now.
Saiko: Really? You couldn't find anyone better?
Four: Hey! I love him!
Saiko: I was talking to Three.
Four:
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Random brainrot (Mostly SMG34)
RandomRandom (mostly SMG34) brainrot! (Alternate title could probably be Oops! All Random Shit!) I'll probably fill this with oneshots, incorrect quotes, and art. Maybe some rants too. Enjoy, I guess? No lemon or other ships. Also a lot of this is probabl...
