godammit i'm never getting around to actually writing a oneshot am i- (jk i will eventually)
also here, have some nonshipping quotes since funny character dynamics also some non-smg3 and 4
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Four: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?
Three: For the dead memes.
Four: Why are you making pancakes for the dead memes?
Three: Well, they don't know how!
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Luigi: What do you want for breakfast, Mario?
Mario: Gay Cheerios!
Meggy: I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING FRUIT LOOPS THAT!!
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Four: Hi, who's this? SMG3 changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.
Meggy: What's mine?
Four: Dwarf.
Meggy: HE'S SO MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SHORT!
Four: Oh, hey Meggy.
Meggy: FUCK!
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Three: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avacodos get six.
Four, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avacados!
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Bob: My bad lol, It's a knee jerk response.
Three, holding Four's unconscious body: WHOSE KNEE JERK RESPONSE IS TO START THROWING BRICKS AT SOMEONE???
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Three: I'm having salad for dinner!
Four:
Three: Well, fruit salad.
Three: Actually, it's mostly grapes.
Four:
Three: Okay, it's all grapes.
Three: Fermented grapes.
Four:
Three:
Four:
Three: It's wine.
Three: I'm having wine for dinner.
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Four: I am 39 cheetos tall!
Meggy: Why...are you measuring your height in cheetos?
Four: Because we're out of Doritos.
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Bob: Remember kids, always put the MAN in VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER!
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Kaizo: I was arrested for being too cool.
Saiko: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
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Four: I am a responsible adult!
Saiko: *raises brow*
Four: I am an adult.
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Boopkins: Wow, you did great with the Halloween decorations! Where did you get the fake skeletons?
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Random brainrot (Mostly SMG34)
RandomRandom (mostly SMG34) brainrot! (Alternate title could probably be Oops! All Random Shit!) I'll probably fill this with oneshots, incorrect quotes, and art. Maybe some rants too. Enjoy, I guess? No lemon or other ships. Also a lot of this is probabl...
