Mario: Hold onto your spaghetti!
Luigi: It's time for Inkopolis News!...
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Mario: Let's-a look at our current regular battle maps!
Luigi: Okie dokie!
(The Reef)
(Port Mackerel)
Luigi: Mario, do you have any...battle tips for our fans?
Mario: Of course Mario does! Remember, winning is temporary, but looking cool is forever!
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Luigi: And now...for the ranked battles...
Mario: Let's-a see where Splat Zones will take place right now!
(Kelp Dome)
Mario: Mario saw spaghetti growing here just-a the other day!
Luigi: A-are you sure that wasn't...a dream?...
*Ink swirl effect transition*
Luigi: Well...that's all we have for this announcement.
Mario: Yeah, that's all from the Star Siblings for now!
Mario & Luigi: Stay fresh!
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RandomRandom (mostly SMG34) brainrot! (Alternate title could probably be Oops! All Random Shit!) I'll probably fill this with oneshots, incorrect quotes, and art. Maybe some rants too. Enjoy, I guess? No lemon or other ships. Also a lot of this is probabl...
