Random brainrot (Mostly SMG34)

Splatoon AU - The Meeting

A/N: HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW I WRITE SMG34???? ANd I ALSO HAVE A SPLATOON AU?/?//?//??/???

WELL WHAT IF I COMBINED THEM :00000000000000000000000 (this fucking sucks dont read it)

IMPORTANT EDIT FROM FUTURE ME: hey guys! at this point in time this au has its own book, go check it out on my profile

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(Third person)

It was currently...daytime. 

Probably?

Well, that's all SMG3 could make of it. Wearing a watch just never really seemed too practical, considering that he would never need to know the time here. He just needed to go through his schedule. Was it a schedule, actually? No, more of...an instruction manual.

STRIKE MAP GUARDIAN 3 (Suction-Cup Lookout - Octoling Strike)

1. Always be on the lookout for members of the New Squidbeak Splatoon, especially their latest recruit, Agent Four.

2. If an NSS Agent is seen, immediately alert all Octoling soldiers around the map to guard the Mini Zapfish. Your map is Octoling Strike, a replica of the Inkling battle map "The Reef", and you should remain hidden in one of the many buildings around the map. Avoid engaging in battle at all costs.

3. If the map's soldiers are defeated, you must rush them to the nearest Respawn platforms as quickly as you can. Release at least ten Squee-Gs and evacuate until the map is cleared of all ink before sending the Octolings back in.

4. If confronted with no escape, we have supplied you with one weapon from our limited supply. Treat it with care, and do not break it.

5: DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, REMOVE YOUR HYPNOSHADES.

To be honest, sometimes SMG3 wasn't sure if the last instruction on the page was real. Maybe he was just imagining it. He did a double take, and-

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What was he doing again?

Right, he was going to...check the Mini Zapfish capsules.

That was it.

Although, sometimes this job seemed a bit pointless. Why keep going? Why not just let them rest for a moment, why not just leave now? He had been so busy with this shit that he'd missed Octavio's concert. Oh wait, wasn't it 'Dj ZeR0' or something like that? Kinda cringy honestly.

So many people had left, yeah. Why not him? Why stay here? What was keeping him from-

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What was he just thinking about...?

Suddenly, he heard a sound that was all too familiar to him...the sound of a certain Respawn platform linking to the soul of an Inkling.

Well.

Looks like it's time to start blasting some sweet Turquoise October in here.

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"Octolings!"

Yeah, Four knew. Mario really didn't need to tell him that, but whatever. Not like he could just tell his boss to get off the line.

(Yes in this AU Mario and Luigi are the Squid Sisters and DJ Octavio is SMG0, cry about it lol)

(Who cares this is all just a huge fuckin joke anyway they can be silly little squid pop star idols if I want them to be)