I'M BACK!!!!!!!!
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Saiko: I'll be over at 8:00.
Meggy: Alright!
(Later, at 8:01)
Meggy: I knew it! All people ever do is lie.
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Computer: Choose a password.
Four: (types in "SMG3")
Computer: Password is too short.
Four: I know, but you can't say that or he gets mad...
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Nurse: I'm sorry... we tried our best, but we lost SMG4...
Mario: Well, look harder! This hospital sucks! >:(
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Melony: Knock knock!
Four, opening the door: ...who's there?
Melony: Suprice!
Four: Suprice who?
Bob, crashing in through the window: SUPRICE MOTHERFU-
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Four: Life...is like an egg.
Three: ...what?
Four: Sometimes, there's chicken in it.
Three: The fuck does that mean?!
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Mario: SMG4...would rats and mice say 'Cheesus christ' instead of 'Jesus'?!
Four: I dunno! ...wait, what would BEES say??
Karen: ...If you're not gonna order something, would you two get the fuck out of the drive-through?!
~~~
Meggy: Mario...listen to me. You're not the dumbest person in the world, okay?
Three: You'd better hope they don't die before you, though!
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Four: SMG3!!! Are you alive?! Knock once if you're alive, twice if you're dead!
Three: ...
Three: *knocks twice*
Four: Oh, god! HE'S DEAD!
~~~
Four, to the cast (before 3 was his friend): We need to get into SMG3's new evil lair! I know he's up to something!
Meanwhile, Three to the Anti-cast: Alright so for this game of freeze tag you can't use your hands, and the bathrooms are off limits-
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Meggy: We should probably cut down on our expenses a little because of the budget cuts. Do you know of anything we can live without?
Four: Probably Depresso in the storage room.
Meggy: Perfect! You do that, and I'll go get these old costumes and-
Meggy:
Meggy: Wait what
~~~
Tari: Saiko and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and started cussing at us...
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Random brainrot (Mostly SMG34)
RandomRandom (mostly SMG34) brainrot! (Alternate title could probably be Oops! All Random Shit!) I'll probably fill this with oneshots, incorrect quotes, and art. Maybe some rants too. Enjoy, I guess? No lemon or other ships. Also a lot of this is probabl...
