𝗢𝗛 𝗗𝗘𝗘𝗥-! ᴼⁿᵉ ᴾᶦᵉᶜᵉ ˣ ᴼᶜ

- Incorrect Quotes -

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Shanks: You need to be more careful!

Xuri, who was dragged into Shanks' issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-

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Xuri: Why do humans have different blood groups?

Luffy: So mosquitoes can enjoy different flavors.

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Hoshiko: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times.

Alcirah: You mean you stabbed them?

Hoshiko: They ran into my knife.

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Shanks: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.

Xuri who had tea spilled over her dress, holding a broom: I wonder why...

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Shanks: I know where you live.

Mihawk: Where?

Shanks: In a castle.

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Mihawk: Life could be worse, Xuri.

Xuri: Life could be a lot better too!

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Shanks: *bites lip* Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?

Xuri with her sword: That isn’t gonna work, kneel down.

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Xuri, to Mihawk: You drink too much, speak less, and your morals are highly questionable.

Mihawk: …

Xuri: You are everything I’ve ever wanted in a best friend.

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Xuri: I love sarcasm! It’s like punching people in the face, but with words!

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*Xuri and Valerie sitting in jail together*

Risa: So who should we call?

Xuri: I’d call Hoshiko, but I feel safer in jail

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Buggy: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Xuri: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Luffy: Smad.

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Xuri: Guys… the Marines just saw us—

Mr.3: It was Mr.2!

Bon Clay: It was Mr.3!

Buggy: It was Straw Hat!

Luffy: It was me!

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Xuri: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.

Buggy, Bon Clay, Mr.3, and Luffy: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

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Xuri: I can't believe you live nearby, and you won't let anyone crash at your place.

Sabo: You people already know too much about me.