Urban Dictionary: A young girl with too much makeup and not enough clothes.
Not to be confused with Prostitute...
Completely normal citizen America: *rolling down the street in his minivan, just rocking out to music* Makin my way downtown *car dancing* walking fast faces pass*starts beating on his steering wheel like a drum* ba da da da da da ba dum ba ba dum BA BA DA DA DA DA BA BA DUM!!!!! *comes to a stoplight*
Prostitot England: *comes up to le minivan...Is wearing a mini skirt and a crop top with fishnet leggings* Hey darling, mind if I get a lift?
America: *Napoleon Dynamite voice* Ew, no! Oh m goober!
England: Wait, what- wait do you think- but im not-
America: *interrupts with le pepper spray*
England: *R2-D2 scream*
Girls....If your ass is hanging out of your shorts, or your breasts are hanging out of your shirt...It is NOT attractive. I just makes people label you as a whore. I saw this group of younger ladies at the mall today, they could not be older than 14, and, i was shocked. See through shirts with nothing underneath, leggings that show off everything?What has our society come to? It is not attractive. It is not cute. If my father ever caught me wearing stuff like that, he'd take scissors and cut it all up right in front of me. Where is your decency? You can look attractive in clothing without showing every damn stranger your body.
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Hetalia Crack
FanfictionA collection of random sh*t written by me when its 3 In the morning o-0 [ Rated PG-13 because I will be using foul language XD ]
