Admin: Could you imagine if there was an ambulance for fans....Like, if you were having a breakdown due to your fandom....Just, imagine. A fanbulance....Or would it be fandombulance?
Prussia Playing Le Operator: You have reached the fandom emergency hotline. What is your emergency?
Admin: *incoherent whale sounds*
Prussia: I see, so, your favorite character on attack on titan died?
Admin: *majestic peacock sounds*
Prussia: I see, we're sending a fanbulance right away. Just hang in there =^=
Admin: and then they'll even help in situations like this:
England Playing Le Operator: You have reached the fandom emergency hotline. What is your emergency?
America: Help! My boyfriend has fallen and he can't get up! ;-;
England: Pick up your poster and calm the f*ck down!
America: *picks up his doctor who poster* yay, you saved him! :D
England: uh huh *hears kissing sounds* wait....are you....Alfred, are you making out with your poster!?
America:........maybe
England: ._.
America: ._.
England: Should I send a fanbulance? You sound like you need some help.
America: ........Maybe
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Hetalia Crack
FanfictionA collection of random sh*t written by me when its 3 In the morning o-0 [ Rated PG-13 because I will be using foul language XD ]
