Hetalia Crack

The 100th Chapter

Admin: GUYS, GUYS, OMG! IT'S THE HUNDREDTH CHAPTER

America: WOO HOO *sets off fireworks*

Canada: *wasnt expecting the fireworks, so, he screams like a little girl, covering his ears*

Admin: To celebrate, I'm going to have a contest. Which, will be explained at the end of the chapter....For now, enjoy this chapter that is probably going to take me about an hour to write....XD

America: *drops the beat*

England: OPPA HETALIA STYLE

Japan: *twerking into the sunset*

England: HETALIA STYLE

OPP OPP OPP OPP, OPPA HETALIA STYLE

America: *starts a laser light show*

England: *singing on stage, wearing complete 11th Doctor Cosplay, and, singing in the tune of "Gangnam Style" One day I day I was really bored so I started surfing the internet

For fanfictions and fan art to cure my slight obsession

But then I came across a book that  caught my great attention

and it was called HETALIA CRACK

Italy: *break dancing while Germany secretly records from his hiding place inside of a bush*

England: Full of crack it was

And by crack I mean the silly things that Admin writes

Amanda really really has a fucked up mind

I mean remember the let it go chapter

I think I died

I

I think I died

Russia: *starring into your soul*

England: Do you like TwerkMan?

How about crossovers?

You got to know

All: HEY

England: She writes very late

All: HEY

England: She apologizes

For all her craziness

but hey

she really doesn't

But she does for all the swears swears swears swears swearsswearswearsswearsswears- *spazes*

Admin: *shoves Iggy out of the way, wearing cosplay of him* OPPA HETALIA STYLE *does the gangnam style dance*

America: *drags England's body off of the stage*

France: *follows close behind*

Admin: HETALIA STYLE

OPP OPP OPP OPP

OPPA HETALIA STYLE

Sealand: *being chased by America's eagle, Freedom* I AM A COUNTRY

Everyone: *doing the gangnam style dance*

England: HETALIA STYLE

OPP OPP OPP OPP

OPPA HETALIA STYLE

*and then everyone dies ._.*

Levi: *walks into the room* Hey, Jeager, can I- *freezes* ....I....I think I'm in the wrong anime....

Admin: I hope you guys liked the chapter. I'd like to take a moment to thank all of you amazing readers for all the support over the time I've been on wattpad. From the readers who just ghost read and leave no evidence behind, to the readers who read every single one of my books. You guys truly are amazing and are the reason why I continue doing this.

Now, as I stated above, I am holding a contest. A cover design contest, but, NOT for this book.

You see, I am currently writing a new book, a sci-fi yaoi. I'll list the rules below

The cover must:

• Contain the title of the book "Area 554"

• Contain my username

• Contain a white Jacoby's ladder (for those of you who don't know, I'm talking about a flower*

• Have something to do with a galaxy

• And, it has to be stated on the cover that it is a boy x boy novel

Now, as for entering the contest. I have an email I don't really use, so, you can either

• Email me the cover at sconesandcupcakes94@gmail.com

• Or, DM it to me on one of my instagram accounts @kawaii_artist_iggy

All entries MUST be submitted by December 20th, 2014. The winner will be announced Christmas Eve, and, the first chapter will be up Christmas Day.

Now, as for prizes....

Third Place- A shout out in this book and in "Area 554", a vote spam, and, a follow

Second Place: The shout outs, a vote spam, a comment spam, a follow, and, a dedication

First Place- The shout outs, a vote spam, a comment spam, a follow, a dedication, the cover on the book, and, we can discuss a day when we are free and we can talk the whole day through the privet messages. I'll let you ask me anything and we can just have a great time talking, you know?

Good luck, and, may the odds be forever in your favor

Oh, crap, wrong fandom....

Italy: *wearing Katniss Cosplay* Or, is it? o-0

Admin: *le gasp*

Again, thanks for all the support guys. I love each and every one of you~!

xoxo

                ~Admin