America: When you have a crush on somebody, it's like....
At Home
England: *sitting in his living room, drinking tea*
America: *standing outside Arthur's window* *heavy breathing*
At School
England: *walking down the halls at school*
America: *following from a distance* *whispers* You are so gorgeous........
England: *turns around* ._. What?
Alfred: .-. What?
In Public
England: *shopping at the mall*
America: *pretending to be a display and watching Arthur with an intensified look*
Flirting
America: H-Hi....U-Um....I-I like your face........Want to get some coffee?
England: I hate coffee *walks away*
America: WHY WONT YOU LOVE Me!?
In the privacy of your own bedroom
America: Why won't he like any of my photos on instagram!? Oh m Jesus, what if he thinks I'm an ugly whore!? Oh my god, he totally thinks I'm an ugly whore!!!!
England: *likes Alfred's instagram's pick*
America: .................................. OH SWEET LORD HE THINKS IM HAWT
YOU ARE READING
Hetalia Crack
FanfictionA collection of random sh*t written by me when its 3 In the morning o-0 [ Rated PG-13 because I will be using foul language XD ]
