America: *talking in a stereotypical white girl voice* Girls on instagram be like
*duck face* selfie
*driving a car* selfie *hits another car*
England: oi, you git! get off your phone!
America: omg! angry British man selfie! *peace sign*
England; *scowls and leaves* *gets home and goes to bed*
America; *jumps out of the closet* SELFIE
England: *screams like a little girl*
France: *manly scream*
America: ........
England: ........
France: ........
America: hashtag guess who got laid tonight
England: oh grow up!
Author's Note: people keep asking me for my instagram....>.> So, it inspired this chapter
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Hetalia Crack
FanfictionA collection of random sh*t written by me when its 3 In the morning o-0 [ Rated PG-13 because I will be using foul language XD ]