Italy: It's-a raining cats, dogs, and ostriches outside!
Germany: Ostriches?
Ostrich: *flailing ostrich sounds* MEEAAAA!!!! *falls on Germany's head*
Germany: *runs in circles, screaming like a girl* GET IT OFF!! GET IT OFF!! GET IF OFF!!! AHHHHHH!! *passes out*
Italy: G-Germany?
Ostrich: MMEEAAAA
Italy:....D-DON'T-A KILL ME, IMMA A VIRGIN!!!! *runs*
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Hetalia Crack
FanfictionA collection of random sh*t written by me when its 3 In the morning o-0 [ Rated PG-13 because I will be using foul language XD ]
