England: *walking home....making his way downtown....walking fast....faces pass....and he's homebound....DA DA DA DA DA DA DAAAA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DAAAA*
France: *sneaks up behind him with the pink panther music playing: BA DUM, BA DUM, BA DUM BA DUM BA DUM BA DUM BA DUUUUMMMM. DA DA DA DE DAAAA*
England: *stops* I smell a frog
France: *puts a cloth over his mouth* No, you smell chloroform~~
England: *fighting to get him off*
France: Shhhhhhh~ Shhhhhhh~ Don't fight it, my little Iggy~~
England: *passes out*
France: *rape face* Ohonononon~~
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Hetalia Crack
FanfictionA collection of random sh*t written by me when its 3 In the morning o-0 [ Rated PG-13 because I will be using foul language XD ]
