How America Works Out

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England: hey america, how do you stay so skinny even though you eat hamburgers every 2 minutes?  Shouldn't you weight over 500 pounds or something?

America: Well, you see, I have a work out routine I like to fallow

England: Oh? What is it?

America: I twerk after I eat

England:....get the fruk out

America: *twerks into the sunset while eating cheeseburgers*

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