America: Maaaatttiiiieeeee
Canada: What?
America: The dentist said I needed my wisdom teeth pulled out :(
Canada:....
America: Matthew?
Canada: *hands him a baseball bat* Her is a baseball bat, once you knock out the dentist, go to our school and go to locker 837. The combination is 27-13-8. Inside is a passport to Scotland and 80,000 Euros. Good luck, my brother. I'll miss you ;-;
America: Dude, wtf?
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Hetalia Crack
FanfictionA collection of random sh*t written by me when its 3 In the morning o-0 [ Rated PG-13 because I will be using foul language XD ]
