Admin: Highschool is probably going to be the craziest thing in your life, okay? I've only been in my junior year for about two weeks now....And, let me share with you some of my experiences.
England: Ugh, this line is so long, we're going to miss the buses!
America: ........
England: Alfie?
America: *jumps out the window and starts running across the field* FFFFRRRREEEEEEEEDDDDOOOOMMMM!!!!
Teacher!Germany: *le teaching his class, when, suddenly, a wild bee appears*
Italy: *screaming like a little girl as it flies around him*
Teacher!Germany: Relax, relax! It just wants to pollinate you!
Italy: *runs out of the room, screaming*
Teacher!Germany: IT JUST WANTS TO POLLINATE YOU!!!!
America+Italy: *building a cardboard box fort*
Teacher!England: What are you doing?
Italy: Releasing our inner child!
Teacher!England: And, how is this supposed to help you with your classwork????
America: It helps with our.... *spongebob voice* iiiimaaaaginaaatiooon *crawls inside of the box fort*
Prussia: *walks past the box fort*
America: *screams at the top of this lungs, grabbing Prussia's leg* I AM A BOX TROLL!!!!
Prussia: *screams, clutching his heart and backing up against the wall*
America: *laughing his ass off*
Bus Driver!Russia: Hey, you kids! Sit down in the back of the bus!
America: Naw sir, I need to go to work. Let me off here? This is my house
Bus Driver!Russia: Eh no, eh sit down, eh now. Okay?
America: But I have work!
Bus Driver! Russia: Eh no!!!!
America:........ *pushes the school bus doors open and makes a run for it, flipping off Bus Driver! Russia*
Sweden: I don't like using the word "idiot"
Finland: Then, what do you use?
Sweden: Bitch Face C*nt Nugget
Finland: ._.
Sweden: ._.
Admin: Yeah....That pretty much explains high school life XDXDXDXD
Author's Note: Sorry I haven't really updated anything lately guys. I went on vacation, then school started, AND I got a job. Things are a little chaotic at the moment >~< But, once things start to settle, I'll start updating more ^_^ Also, I posted a preview of my new story, "Area 554", so, go check it out, please?
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Hetalia Crack
FanfictionA collection of random sh*t written by me when its 3 In the morning o-0 [ Rated PG-13 because I will be using foul language XD ]
