{Ok, this is based off of the song #selfie....It is really late and i have no idea what I'm doing o-0}
Italy: When Ludwig was at the table...I kept on catching him stare at me while he was with that Prussia guy.
Do you think he was just trying to make me jealous?
Because, he totally ignored me while we were in bed last night
And, I don't know if he even likes me or not
So...Like....What do you think?
Romano: I don't care!
Italy: Do you think Prussia is prettier than me?
I mean, how did he even get in here?
Do you see him?
That military uniform is so tacky.
I mean, who wears that shade of blue anymore??
Its not even summer, why does the DJ keep playing lmfao?
DJ Admin: *flips him off*
Italy: After we go to the bathroom, can we go get some pizza?
I'm really hungry
But first....
LET ME MAKE SOME PASTA
DJ Admin: *drops the beat*
America and Canada: *twerking*
England's Eyebrows: *dancing*
Bad Touch Trio: *taking selfies and drinking*
Italy: Can you help me pick a cheese?
I don't know if I should go with swiss or romano
Spain: D:
Italy: Not that kind of Romano!
Who should we invite over for dinner
I want them to he nice
Like....Kiku and Arthur
Why aren't they responding!?
Do they not love me!?
What should I do....
Maybe I should....
MAKE MORE PASTA
DJ Admin: *drops the beat*
Romano: *wall twerking*
America and England: *making out in the corner*
Russia: *trying to get the Baltic drunk* ^J^
Italy: Wait, pause
Why is Ludwig here?
What a creep...
Yeah, you see him?
Next to that man in the tan uniform
That's so ratchet....
It is soooo two seconds ago
He defiantly bought it at dollar tree
Who goes training anymore?
Ok, let's take some shots
Ugh, I feel like I'm gonna throw up....
Ok, never mind, let's go dance
There is no wine at this party!
Do you know anyone here that won't try to rape me?
Like, omg, Ludwig just texted me!
Should I go home with him?
I guess I made good pasta....
*seizures* pasta pasta pasta pasta pasta pasta pasta pasta
LET ME MAKE SOME PASTA
YOU ARE READING
Hetalia Crack
FanfictionA collection of random sh*t written by me when its 3 In the morning o-0 [ Rated PG-13 because I will be using foul language XD ]
