America: IIIIGGGGGGGGYYYY
England: What!?
America: *high pitched girl scream and hides behind him* There is a spider on my wall ;-;
England: So, kill it! And get off of me! *shoves him off*
America: Please, big brother ;-; *puppy dog eyes*
England: Oh....All right....Show me where it is....
America: Yay~! *shows him the spider*
Spider: Well, howdy y'all. Nice weather we're having~
England: Oh god!!
America: Kill it before it lays eggs!!
England: *burns the house down with his magical cooking powers*
YOU ARE READING
Hetalia Crack
FanfictionA collection of random sh*t written by me when its 3 In the morning o-0 [ Rated PG-13 because I will be using foul language XD ]
