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Truth or Dare: Episode One; Showtunes

Admin: Oh! Guys! We got our first dare! *reads it* ........ *passes out laughing*

America: Let me see that! *takes it and reads it out loud*

I dare America to go skydiving out of a moving  airplane with England while singing show tunes :D
~GreenScissors 

England: well....that's....random....

----Flying Many Bunny Time Skip----

America: *standing on the edge of a plane* Do we really have to do this!?

England: Its unsafe!!

Admin: *pushes them out of the plane* Now sing my monkeys, sing!

America: *screaming like a girl and clinging to Iggy*

England: um....um.... *les miserables music starts playing* Shit.... *a spotlight falls on him* double shit....

There was a time when men were kind

When their voices were soft

And their words inviting

There was a time when love was blind

And the world was a song

And the song was exciting

There was a time

Then it all went wrong

Austria: *Falling beside them, playing a piano*

America; *still high pitched girls voice* What the f**k!?

England: I dreamed a dream in time gone by

When hope was high

And life worth living

I dreamed that love would never die

I dreamed that God would be forgiving

Then I was young and unafraid

And dreams were made and used and wasted

There was no ransom to be paid

No song unsung, no wine untasted

France: *starts falling beside them* But ze tigers come at night

With zheir voices soft as thunder

As they zear your hope apart

And zhey turn your dream to shame

America: Where did you come from!? *punches him away*

France: *falling* porqua!

England: He slept a summer by my side

He filled my days with endless wonder

He took my childhood in his stride

But he was gone when autumn came

And still I dream he'll come to me

That we will live the years together

But there are dreams that cannot be

And there are storms we cannot weather

Austria: *playa the piano more dramatically*

England: *crying* I had a dream my life would be

So different from this hell I'm living

So different now from what it seemed

America: o-0

England: Now life....has killed....the dream... *sniffles* I dreamed *everybody crashing into the water*

Admin: *rolling around in a lake of my own tears* that was beautiful!! *standing ovation* Don't forget to leave any truths or dares in the comment section! It can be for ANY Hetalia character!