Hetalia Crack

Cooking With Iggy

Admin: *talks like cooking with mama* Time for, Cooking with, Iggy~~!! *winks* *sparkles*

England: Riiiight....So, let us begin. Today's recipe is quite simple, so all you beginners can follow along.

Admin: *mumbles to Denmark* He calls us beginners....  

Denmark: Let it go....*smirks because he used a reference from last chapter*

England: Ok, now, let's begin. Today, we are making cereal. You will need a bowl, a cereal of your choice, and some milk.

First, pour the cereal into the bowl *does so*

Next, add milk *does so*

See, simple and easy

France: H-He actually did it....

America: *cries happy tears*

*the bowl of cereal catches on fire*

Admin: You guys had to jinx it....

Italy: *runs in with a fire extinguisher and attempts to put the flames out by beating them with it, instead of actually using the fire extinguisher *

Canada: I-I'll call the fire department.... it's funny....they know us on a first name biases....

England: *sobbing in the corner*

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