You'll never see ally again! Unless you're an astronaut

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The stars were beautiful. Seeing them, so tiny, all clumped together in the sky made me question everything. The Earth was smaller than those stars, okay, a LOT smaller, and yet they appeared to be the size of an ant. The stars could be lightyears away (I don't know? Sorry I don't know astrology, please correct me if I'm wrong), and yet they were all grouped together. It's all about perspective I guess.

And the meteors, striking across the sky like a steak in a pan, being seared. Crashing into the earth, like peas and carrots. Bringing across a beam of light, like a pizza. Disappearing, like my first friend did when I met him. He was a piece of paper named Gary.

{I told you guys she was crazy! I have to find a way to fix this!}

Poor, poor, hopeless Gary. Okay, I threw him in the garbage can. 

{See! She doesn't even recycle

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