Behind The Computer

4

Grammar

There are three types of people in this world:

1. Those who are always correct grammar wise.

2. Those who don't give a fuck how it's spelled.

3. And those who imagine their own alphabet.

For me, I am always correct grammar wise. I don't feel the need to be against the "genius" who created the English language. I do feel somewhat "free" when I can imagine my own alphabet but that just seems to make things harder to remember.

When I was younger (like a year or two ago), my brother created his own alphabet. It was really cool and he was completely into it. He loved showing us how the letters looked and how they sounded. Note that he was about 17 when he created this.

Then I come along. I figured, eh, what the hell? YOLO...sorry. That slipped. But anyway. I decided to create my own alphabet. I called it Topain. It's weird. I originally wrote my own alphabet's name in English.

I will probably only remember that alphabet for a few more years. But my point is that it makes you feel as though you have your own way. Not in the "I'm a boss ass bitch" kind of way. But in a breath taking relieving King of the World kind of way, if that even makes sense.