"Hey guys, what's this? I told you to be heading towards Skyview Temple last night. Why are you still here?" Demise asked. "Well, you see, Master...," Ghirahim stutters. "Ghirahim stole all of Gannondorf's wine and beer last night and got drunk," Zant says. "Zant!" Ghirahim angrily yells. "Whoa, seriously?" Demise asks. "Yeah, he's still having a hangover right now," Zant replies. "Seriously?" Demise asks. "Yeah, he drunk a shitload of Gannondorf's alcohol, then eventually fell unconscious," Zant explains. "Wow, is that really true, Ghirahim?" Demise asks. "Yeah...," Ghirahim slowly replies. "Wow, I thought Link took Gannondorf's alcohol," Demise says. "Sorry," Ghirahim apologizes. "You're fine. Just get your asses to the temple!" Demise yells. "Yes, sir! You got it, Master!" Ghirahim yells. "You got it, homie! Wait a minute, why do we have to rob the royal treasures at Skyview Temple?" Zant asks. " 'Cause Demise told us to," Ghirahim says. "And why are we doing what he says?" Zant asks. "Shut up," Ghirahim says. "That's not an answer," Zant says. "Yes it is," Ghirahim says. "So are we going?" Zant asks. "Yes," Ghirahim says, slowly grabbing a bottle of wine, trying to hide it. "Leave the alcohol," Demise says, noticing the bottle of wine. "Dang it," Ghirahim says, putting the wine back. "Yay! Adventure!" Zant cheers.
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Funny/ WTF Adventure of Link Moments
HumorI'm writing a story called The Adventure of Link. This is a collection of the funny and wtf moments in it. Some characters aren't mine so don't give me credit!
