Dedana and Heather lie back against the wall, both of them holding a can of beer. "You know what's sad, Heather? I'm only fifteen years old and I'm already a screw up," Dedana says, then drinks more out her can of beer. "I know. I was fucking when I was only ten years old," Heather replies. "You know what, Heather? I could have been a vet, un. I mean, I like seals and shit," Dedana says. "Yeah," Heather nods. "Or an astronaut. Maybe I'll find a way to Mars and find a new alien lifeform. And nail it. People will see me and be like...you see home girl there? She fucked a Martian once," Dedana says, holding up her can of beer. "Sure. You already fucked a puppet, why not fuck an alien while you're at it?" Heather asks. "Oh, screw you!" Dedana yells. "What? Just stating facts,' Heather replies, then drinks from her can of beer. Dedana sighs.
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Funny/ WTF Adventure of Link Moments
HumorI'm writing a story called The Adventure of Link. This is a collection of the funny and wtf moments in it. Some characters aren't mine so don't give me credit!
