Link sits at a restaurant, looking at his smartphone as he waits. Gira walks over, holding her head. "Hello? Sir?" Gira asks, then Link looks over at her. "Is this seat taken?" Gira asks, then Link shakes his head, telling her it isn't. "May I sit here with you?" Gira asks, then Link shrugs his shoulders and gives her a nod. Gira sits in the booth next to Link, then starts to hold her head again. "Are ya okay?" Link asks, noticing she looks light weight. "Oh yes indeed. I'm fine. I'm just a little light weighted from all the drinks I had last night," Gira replies. "Oh, I see. Ya know...your accent's kinda sexy," Link seductively says. "Sexy? Oh dear...," Gira replies, covering her forehead. "I'm sorry. Perhaps I'm coming on too quick," Link replies. "No, no. You're fine. It's just been a long time since I felt a man's touch," Gira states. "And it's been a long time since I felt a woman's touch," Link replies, grabbing Gira's hand. "Gira. Gira Diamond," Gira introduces herself. "Ya, I know ya. You're a famous actress. However, ya don't know meh. I'm Link...Link Sawyer," Link replies, then starts to lean in for a kiss, Gira starting to make an uncomfortable face. "Link, Link, stop! It's me! Ghirahim!" Gira yells, her voice suddenly deep. Link gasps, then makes an angered face, grabbing Ghirahim by his shirt and pushing his into the wall and cracks the wall. "Ow! You're strong, Link!" Ghirahim yells in pain. "Why da hell are ya dressed like dat!?" Link angrily yells. "Because I am the famous actress, Gira Diamond," Ghirahim replies. "Oh my God...," Link says, stunned and drops Ghirahim on the seat. "Actually, she's my little sister, but she died so I took over," Ghirahim states. "Why would ya dare think ta hit on meh!?" Link continues to angrily yell. "I have absolutely no idea! I just thought it'll be hilarious. And Link Sawyer? Sawyer? That's so terrible!" Ghirahim yells, then starts to laugh. "Ya know wat? I'm going. I'm telling Demise," Link says, leaving his seat. "Link, Link! Don't!" Ghirahim yells, putting his hand out. "I'm gonna!" Link yells back. "Link, we both know I touched it," Ghirahim states, then Link stands still with a gasp. "So before I put on Instagram you let me touch your dick, you sit here and buy me some damn steak!" Ghirahim demands, then Link sits back in the booth and Ghirahim smiles. "See? We're having a fun time," Ghirahim says.
YOU ARE READING
Funny/ WTF Adventure of Link Moments
HumorI'm writing a story called The Adventure of Link. This is a collection of the funny and wtf moments in it. Some characters aren't mine so don't give me credit!
