The Many Names Of Ketchup

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James called ketchup ketchup, but then again, he called every sauce ketchup, each with it's own adjective in front of the word.

Sirius called ketchup tomato sauce, because ketchup was a weird word that he didn't want in his vocabulary.

Remus called ketchup red sauce, Remus knew many different words for many different things but he preferred to keep the simplest things in life, well, simple.

Peter called ketchup nothing at all because he absolutely hated the stuff and turned his noes up at the thought of it.

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