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The interview 3 (FAILS)

Author: Heyyyyyyyy. I'm back again with the lovely vampires! !

Subaru : Tch. I am not lovely.

Author: ....... ok then, I will say the violent vampires.

Laito: Hey, I'm not violent am I? I'm lovely right Bitch-chan ~

Author: Firstly, I have a name! Secondly, u are perverted not lovely😑

Laito : Awwww that's so mean Bitch-chan ~

Author : I said my name is not Bitch-chan! !

Laito: But-

Subaru : Shut up! Let's get over it stupid author!

Author: WHAT?! I'M NOT STUPID U VIOLENT WEIRDO THAT HITS THE WALL!

Subaru : U HAVE A PROBLEM? ! *hits the wall*

Author: YES! U ALWAYS TAKE OUT ANGER ON THAT POOR WALL! DON'T U FEEL SORRY?!

Subaru : No, remember that I don't have a heart 😏

Author : UGHHH SRSLY U HAVE SOME PROBLEM U SON OF A BI-

Reji: That's enough Author, u have no ladylike manners

Author: WHO CARES? U MANNER FREAK!

Ayato: I have to agree that Author is going over board.

Author : W-What? *sob* Ayato u too? *sob* * sob* * sob* Now everyone is against me😭 //wails

Ayato: H-Hey. Calm down.

Author: *cries even louder*

Kanato: Hey teddy, I think Ayato - kun made Author-chan cry. That's so bad of him

Laito: Awwwww Bitch-chan, don't cry. You know I'm always on your side♡

Author : I love u Laito...Even though u are a perv

Ayato : Did Author just confess? !

Author : No! It's just that he is better than u asshole!

Ayato : How dare u! Yours Truly is the best!

Author: NO U ARE NOT! (GOES INSANE AND START PUNCHING HIM)

Shu: Let's just stop here, nite nite readers. Zzzzzzzz