The One For Him (Dipper X Reader One Shots) COMPLETED

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Hello my frands! Well.. I bet most of you hate me.

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Anyways!

You were laying in bed reading (magazine/book) when your phone buzzed. You turned on your side and smirked.

Dip-Stick❤️: Are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only ten I see.

You giggled lightly and replied.

You: Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Dip-Stick❤️: Do you have a band-aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you.

You: Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material.

Dip-Stick❤️: If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.

You: Are you a camera? Cause every time I look at you, I smile.

Dip-Stick❤️: Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.

You: I don't have a library card, but do you think I could check you out?

Dip-Stick❤️: Door u live in a corn field? Cause I'm stalking you.

You: Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you.

Dip-Stick❤️: Is your daddy a baker? Cause you've got a nice set of buns!

You gasped, your face heating up.

Dip-Stick❤️: Too far, eh?

You: You know what would make your face look better?

You smirked slightly, biting your lip.

Dip-Stick❤️: Uhh.. What?

You: My legs wrapped around it.

You laughed silently, your face as bright as a tomato.

You: Hey, you okay?

Dip-Stick❤️: Yeah. Heh.. I'm no weatherman, but I might be expecting a few inches tonight.

You: DIPPER!

Dip-Stick❤️: Hey, it wasn't as bad as yours!

You: Eh.. Maybe.

Dip-Stick❤️: So.... Wanna come over?

You: Nah.

After a minute I replied again.

You: I'm just kidding, I'll be there in a second.

Dip-Stick❤️: Wear your Victoria Secret.

You: DIPPER PINES!

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-Bubbles

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