Freudian Slips

198 16 1
                                    

So this is a frequent thing I do, 99% of the time I will mix my words up, I think its the result of entering someone else's home that makes me do it.

Basically, ever since.... whenever this odd tick started, I've done it every-time, unintentionally however funny it can be.

I come over to a friends house and do the polite thing of asking them if I should remove my shoes (what with all the dirt I could track into their homes!) but it comes out as,

"Hey, Should I take off my feet?"

That seems like it would be messier than just leaving on my shoes....

Maybe I'm a cyborg!

Regardless, it always gets an intriguing response from whoever I just asked.

Keep your feet on!

~Boldpastel

Awkward Introvert StoriesOù les histoires vivent. Découvrez maintenant