Awkward Introvert Stories

Losing the ability to eat

Hello again! Hope you're having a happy holiday! I had a wonderful Christmas. In case you were wondering...

Every so often, I get struck by, perhaps, some cupid like creature that causes me to become a total mess when eating. I try very hard to politely eat my food. I'm an adult, I should be capable of not dropping food or spilling my drink whilst fueling my body. 

but no. That is apparently to much to expect from myself.

I was eating noodles with skittles (see previous chapters to know who skittles is) and we sat down and prayed over our simple dinner, I took my fork and grabbed the first bite which fell to the floor as it neared my mouth. 

Skittles laughed at me, telling me not to waste my food (and to not get his carpet dirty yet again), and we laughed, as we are both very familiar with my clumsy habit.

I reached for my water and as I drank, it came pouring past my lips and down my shirt, I snorted and pulled back from the glass. Skittles laughed harder.

I was hungry though. No amount of clumsiness was going to stop me from eating. So I attempted another bite of food, but in my hurry I got too much on my fork to fit into my mouth (I take small bites) and yet more noodles went flying around me.

It was at this point I felt my most attractive. 

My shirt was coated in water dribbles and bits of ramen noodle and I'm pretty sure a piece was hanging from my mouth. Skittles was laughing so hard. 

I managed to eat the noodles, but a fair amount was spilled that night. 

but the good news is skittles is still around! 

Glad to be back Wattpad! How time flies when you're busy!

I'm thinking about posting a fantasy story soon. I'm not sure if I like the title though. I'm thinking 'Obsidian Hands'. how many of you would try something with that title? Just curious. ;)

~adieu

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