Shravan Ki Sumo, Sumo Ka Shravan

No smoke without fire

Sumo was in a daze with a permanent grin laughing at the silliest jokes just to snatch a moment and let her happiness out. Shravan was in love with me and was realising it. He had told that he missed me, he wanted to be with me, he was getting possessive. all positive signs... Ramnath uncle! Mein apna vaada nibah rahi hoon, aap bhi nibhayiye. Agar Shravan mujhe ek ishara dega, to mein duniya ko peeche chodkar bhaag ke uske bahon chali jaaongi.

Ting!
Meine bola na idhar aane ko

Suman replies " sorry aunty ne pakad liya"

Ting!
To terrace aa jao.. badal chhaye huye hain 😉

Suman- very funny! Bus aati hoon inse chutkar

Ting!
Fir "shaadi ke baad , terrace?"...waise ek zarrori baat poochni hai.. groom ke room mein aaogi ?

Suman- no way. Later

Ting!
kyon ? "Hum ladki waale ladke ke room nahi jaate.. humara self respect hai????? "

Suman - mein mazaak lagti hoon tumhe... 😈

TING!
Ye sms mein bhi na ... sirf tumhara chehra hai.. mujhe bhi apna daalna tha nahi mila

Suman burst out laughing! Stupid..
" arey kya kar rahi ho mobile mein dekhkar.. humare bete se milo.. graduate hai. Business bhi karta hai" ..one aunty interrupted,  Sumo's heavenly feeling crashed.. "ji haan mausi.. bus kaam tha kuch "

She quickly replies to SMS " will come soon and will talk later... please"

After meeting prospective grooms under various pretexts and showing enough interest that would be just about respectful for the person introducing them, Sumo managed to escape.

Shravan apne doston se baat kar raha tha jab Sumo uske paas gayi.

Shravan- " come here Sumo. These are my lawyer friends and you already know Bunty. "

Bunty- namste bhabhi.

Suman chuckles. - "nahi nahi , mein bhi sirf dost hoon.  Us din aapne restaurant mein bolne ka mauka hi nahi diya.. kaise hain aap? "

Bunty - "ye lo! Tabhi to.. apne yaar se aur kya umeed rakh sakta hoon..  ladkiyan se allergy hai use.. "

All laugh

Another friend - "pata hai Sumo, aap ki sagai nahi huyi hoti to idhar ek line khadi ho jaati hai. "

Sumo looks at Shravan and he lifts his hands and shrugs.

Suman shakes her head but doesn't deny. " ji aap log ko kuch bhi chahiye ho to batayiye.. have fun , Shravan .chachi se poocho ki kya vidayi start kar sakte hain? "

Shravan- "hmm, mujhe bhi jaldi hai ye sab niptane ke liye."

Ting!
Sumo looks at her mobile..
Vidayi ke baad.. groom's room.

Suman narrows her eyes and shakes her head and walks off.

Vidayi ki rasme shuru ho jaati hain. Shravan ko ek call aata hai aur wo hall se bahar chala jaata hai.

Baari baari mein  maama maami,mausa mausi..Preeti se gale lag kar rone lagte hain. Jab sab log Preeti se vidaayi le lete hain tab Dabbu bhaag kar use pakad leta hai. "Didi mein bhi chaloon? Mein aapko bahut miss karoonga. Sumo di to hamesha busy rahti hain but aap to humesha mere saath time spend karte the aur kitni chocolates dete the. "  all laugh and have tears in the eyes.

Pushkar - " aa jaana.. waise bhi ghar mein sabse chota hokar bore ho gaya hoon. Tu aaja to mein bach jaoon"

An old naughty aunty - " Pushkar, shaadi ke baad ghar mein koi  chota chahiye to apni biwi ko bol, apne saale ko lekar mat ja."