April 13th, 2014.
“I’m pregnant.”
“What?”
“I’m pregnant.”
“You can’t be.”
“But I am!”
“It’s not possible.”
“It sure as hell is, because I am!”
“I don’t believe you.”
“Do you want to see my baby-bump?”
“How long have you been, quote, ‘pregnant’?”
“Two hours.”
“Jaime, you’re not pregnant.”
“But I’m chubby.”
“Chubby does not always equal pregnant, Himes…”
“In this case, it does, because I’m pregnant.”
“Who told you that?”
“Alex and Jack from All Time Low.”
“Were they drunk…?”
“I… Maybe…”
“You’re not pregnant, Jaime Alberto Preciado.”
“When I have this baby, you won’t be allowed to see it with that negative attitude!”
“You’re such a mom.”
“I’m not; I’m going to be a dad.”
“Ugh! Jaime! You’re–y’know what, never mind.”
“Don’t you love me and my crazy, childish mind?”
“…of course.”
“I knew it.”
“If only you knew.”
“What–?”
**
Kind of a pointless chapter (like all of them lmao) but I wanted to laugh so here ya’ go. I hope it makes you laugh and if not you have no humor.
By the way, the chapters are supposed to be short, not long. If I made them long, it’d be boring and nobody would read it. More, short chapters are better than little, long chapters, don’t you think?
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The Calls [Jaime Preciado] [Book 2]
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