i have two basketballs

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ya nasty

tags;

1. spell out your username with song titles
2. creative tag title (such create)
3. 13 facts about you

look at me gooo:

Keep it mello - marshmello

Ecstasy - tinashe

Never gonna catch me - El Speaker & Skan

Stressed out - twenty one pilots (i know all the lyrics fight me)

Fuckthepopulation - $UICIDEBOY$

I'm sorry - oliver

No mascara - Everlake

End of a new world - shinobi

All mine - Mecca 83

Sexy back - Justin timberlake

She's so nice - pink guy (oOO I FUCK THEM GIRLS TITTIES)

bye i'm dead

-13 facts-

1. i'm extremely sarcastic

2. i'm a meme

3. i hate dicks but i like men

4. i'm somehow still a virgin lmao

5. i only watch lesbian porn

6. never try being friends with me if you're going to use XD around me. never. ever. i will cut you.

7. i hate people who use XD (i may like some of them but i still hate it when people use it)

8. i had a laugh attack an hour ago (it's when you start laughing at something extremely funny but then whenever something stupid is said you laugh too hard, to the point you laugh at literally nothing)

9. i hit my nose on my knee when i sneezed today

10. zensuii is my idol don't hurt her i will cut off your limbs and feed them to the wild african animals.

11. NAINCOS sweats a lot and she's gay

12. I never sweat and i'm straight

13. mawi is still gay so

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honestly i feel like every person who reads my shit thinks i'm the roodest and sassiest motherfucker out there

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