Text of Fate [Aqualad Social Media Fanfiction]

One: FROM UNKNOWN NUMBER TO UNKNOWN NUMBER

UNKNOWN NUMBER:

RAQUEL!!!!!!

It's me, it's Eliza. Please don't freak out at the unknown number!!

SENT AT 10:43

I'm sorry if I freaked you out but it's just me and I need you to text me back ASAP

SENT AT 11:02

Okay well then since you're ignoring me I'll just spam you and make you read back over the whole thing when you finally check your sprocking phone.

So you know how mom and dad took me on that cruise to celebrate me completing my chemo AND managing to get a B+ on my chem exam at the same time? I was checking out one of the really cute guys on the pool deck when the water got really choppy and I got seasick and threw up all over the sprocking place.

Anyway I scared off the unnamed hot guy but the staff came to clean it up almost immediately, like they were the Flash or something (seriously, they got there scary fast) and being me I went off to hide in place but I still can't walk right and I was still feeling dizzy and there was cleaning stuff everywhere and I tripped and my old phone (the one with the cupcake phone case rip) the stupid thing literally flew through the air and fell over the side of the ship and into the sprocking water

We hadn't left the harbor yet so dad bought me this new phone that I am currently texting you with right now. I didn't even ask him. And then mom came up to me with a towel and brought me back to our cabin and called room service for mints and crackers and she won't let me back up onto the deck to see the sendoff.

I'm out of the sprocking hospital and done with the sprocking cancer and they're still treating me like a baby.

SENT AT 11:16

Raquel we haven't even left the harbor yet and this is already the worst vacation ever. Help.

SENT AT 11:20

UNKNOWN NUMBER:

I am sorry, who is this?

SENT AT 12:01