Text of Fate [Aqualad Social Media Fanfiction]

Seven: FROM UNKNOWN NUMBER AND UNKNOWN NUMBER TO ELIZA

UNKNOWN NUMBER:

Hello?

UNKNOWN NUMBER 2:

Is this the incredible young lady who has been keeping Kaldur glued to his phone for the past few weeks?

Eliza:

Um.

Who are you?

UNKNOWN NUMBER 2:

You mean he never mentioned us?

His best friends ever?

Who formed the team with him when Roy walked out on us?

I am wounded.

Eliza:

Well, he mentioned having friends, but he didn't mention anyone by name.

UNKNOWN NUMBER:

And you didn't ask?

Eliza:

Hey, he's a stranger I texted by accident and can't seem to stop texting. He could be a creeper or I could be a creeper. We kind of made this silent agreement to not tell each other too many details about ourselves.

But he is fun to text. He's really sweet.

UNKNOWN NUMBER 2:

Oh he is, is he?

Eliza:

Okay, now you're creepy.

UNKNOWN NUMBER:

Allow me to apologize for myself and my manners-less friend here. I am Rob, and the genius is Baywatch.

UNKNOWN NUMBER 2:

HEY!

Eliza HAS CHANGED UNKNOWN NUMBER TO "Rob"

Eliza HAS CHANGED UNKNOWN NUMBER 2 TO "Baywatch"

Baywatch:

Great, now I'm stuck with that forever.

Rob:

Did you really think Arty and I would ever let that die?

Eliza:

So Kaldur said you all were on a team together.

Rob:

Yes.

A team.

We are a team.

Eliza:

What kind of sport do you guys play?

Rob:

Well....

All sorts of things really, not just one specific thing.

Baywatch:

There's about six of us, sometimes seven.

Rob:

Dude, give it up. Roy is never going to join our team. Give it up and deal with Artemis.

Baywatch:

Never.

Eliza:

Wow, petty. No wonder Kaldur complains about you so much.

Baywatch:

Wait, HE DOES?

WHAT DOES HE SAY ABOUT ME?

Eliza:

It was just once. He said you all basically forced team leadership on him and then didn't trust him when he tried to be a leader.

Baywatch:

Oh.

Rob:

To be honest, we kind of did.

Eliza:

Good man. I like a guy with integrity.

Rob:

Thank you

Baywatch:

HEY!

Rob:

Dude, she's texting Kaldur. Did you really think she'd chose you? Over someone like Aqualad?

Eliza:

Wait.

WHAT?

You mean, all this time, I've been texting AQUALAD????

AQUAMAN'S SIDEKICK?

Rob:

cRAP

Baywatch:

ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

KAL'S GONNA KILL YOU

Rob:

Yeah, if Batman doesn't

Eliza:

Rob?

You mean as in, ROBin??

As in, Batman and Robin???

Rob:

shoot.

Eliza HAS CHANGED Rob TO "Robin"