a u t h o r ' s n o t e

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I know it's a norm around here to say at the beginning of a book,"Don't read this shit! You're gonna regret it." I don't follow norms, but,

This book is shit. But it's my shit. It's a shit I've worked hard on. And I insist that you read it, and decide for yourself if it's a shit worthy of appreciation or not.

Don't steal my idea, that's like the worst thing you can do to a writer. But if you enjoy being tormented to Hell and beyond by the hands of a seventeen year old savage teenager, go ahead, steal my story.

I hope you enjoy reading my book. This is the first draft, which literally means it's just me telling myself the story. You can give me suggestions, ask me for them, talk to me if you need someone, I don't have a job yet and I don't bite.

And once you step into my book, remember you're a unipotato.

AND UNIPOTATOES SLAY!

Happy reading!

Happy reading!

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