Ms. Jackson is nasty and everyone has friends except mikey

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(Ryden is the 666 word I'm-
Also idk if you know this by now but all the songs I pick for the beginning are literally are just the first ones that come to mind)
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Sun:
so you know ms jackson

Mum:
yeah she nasty

Mother:
we've established this.

Mum:
well I mean he asked.

Mommy:
anyway what about her

Sun:
she insists on calling me she and Autumn

Sun:
even though literally no one in that class does.

Sun:
and the majority of that class is football players.

Sun:
and it's a c a t h o l i c school.

Sun:
like we get it ur suuuuper Catholic whoop de do you call frankie he why not me yo

Mommy:
are you trans

Sun:
nah I'm more non binary, but I prefer masculine pronouns and I've been on T for like two years.

Sun:
but still. I really hate ms jackson.

Moon:
I'll show up in your place baby.

Mum:
you totally should.

Mommy:
we have this one English teacher at our school and she's a lesbian and hates all men and boys and my class is all boys with one girl (its mostly footballers like with you) and she gives her hardcore special treatment.

Fro Lord:
omg yeah you mean miss Robinson

Mommy:
yeah. She gave all the boys homework but the girl didn't get any because literally she's a girl.

Moon:
um can you do that???

Mommy:
I'm pretty sure it's illegal. But she did it anyway.

Sun:
wtf

Mum: there's a teacher who I swear only drinks holy water and she's scary and has a huge wart thingy in her nose and she hates me because I wore a barrette in my hair once and she told me I was going to hell

Mum:
oh god I'm scared I'm getting her next year for AP English

Moon:
wtf Frank is in smart classes

12:
I know it's a little shocking, but frank is actually really smart.

Mum:
:(

Mum:
do people actually think I'm stupid

Mum:
because I have an IQ of 127

Mum:
that's not stupid.

Mum:
granted its not genius either, but I'm definitely not stupid.

Mommy:
I mean I knew you were p smart but like,,, not AP classes smart

Mum:
wow

Mum:
did you know math is my best subject

12:
that's my best friend :')

Mum:
I was the top of my grade in math scores three years in a row and was fourth in the state last year.

Mum:
I will out math all of you bitches.

Mother:
I am absolutely terrible at math

Moon:
^

Sun:
^

Pat:
^

Trohley:
^

Mommy:
^

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