ｈｍｕ？

*insert fuckboi emojis here*

Nico:
Okay so I'm hiding in the bathroom when I should be in eighth period rn

Nico:
Wanna know why?

Nico:
I'm telling you regardless so anyway

Nico:
so I was walking out of Spanish Just now k

Nico:
and the janitor was walking by with the cart and almost crashed into me right

Nico:
and she was like "oops sorry Pete (me and the janitor are tight) I almost squished you" and I deadass replied

Nico:
pls kill me

Nico:
so I'm hiding in the bathroom to make sure I don't get called to the office to talk about my feelies

Lance:
holy shit Pete dude

Nico:
I know

Nico:
actually I should go to class so I don't have iss tomorrow for skipping again

Will:
aGAIN???

Will:
WHAT HAPPENED THE FIRST TIME???!

Nico:
heh funny story

Nico:
frankie, Joe, and I decided to skip the last few classes of the day to get high in Brendon's sisters car

Nico:
yeah it was fun

Lance:
I REMEMBER THAT ONG

Lance:
chad beat my assssss for that

Keith:
I want to fight him

Lance:
same

Nico:
why did they come back at the same time are you fucking

Lance:
first off Gerard is in New York and I'm in History k

Sun:
MY SISTER ALMLST KILLED ME FIR THAT

Sun:
MY SISTER STILL HATES YOU

Keith:
which sister tho

Nico:
idk

Nico:
the blonde one. Their names are the same.

Sun:
I can't argue that logic

Moon:
Matt says that the blonde one says you're all gay

Sun:
tell Matt to tell her to go fuck herself we know we are gay.

Moon:
Matt said that she said for you to shove a cactus in your urethra.

Sun:
ASK HIM TO ASK HER WHY SHE ISNT JUST TEXTING ME??? LIKE SHE HAS MY NUMBER WTFFFF???

Moon:
hold up

Moon added The Blonde One to the chat!

Sun:
ABEBAKAKNAKAMAAKAKOAJWGSJDJEBFJRKNDNDNERIEJ GET UR OWN GROUP CHAT YOU FIEND

The Blonde One:
uhhh no

The Blonde One:
ALSO GIVE ME BACK MY ADVENTURE TIME DVDS YOU ABSOLUTE ASSHOLE

Sun:
no fuck u

Sun removed The Blonde One from chat!

Sun:
shes never getting adventure time back that bitch is m I n e now.

Nico:
wow my sister just doesn't care about anything

Nico:
like I could be like "HILLARY HURRY THE FUCK UO THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE" or "HILLARH CALL THE POLICE IVE JUST BEEN STABBED BY A PSYCHOPATH!!!" and she'd be all like "yeah cool" and continue texting her girls

Lance:
her girls?

Nico:
that's what she calls her friends honestly idk

Nico:
I don't call you people my boys

Nico:
I say the people who highkey bully me

Nico:
(Gerard I'm talking to you)

Keith:
wow I can't believe you've called me out like this

Lance:
aw fuck I can't believe you've done this.

Keith:
this is why you're my favourite

Keith:
Lindsey says hi btw

Nico:
fuck you lindsey ily

Lance:
guys one of you should take me to the jungle so I can pet a big ol lizard

Will:
honestly frankie you worry me.

Will:
yoooo the bell just rang Pete did you ever go to class

Nico:
I'm gonna say yes just so you won't be mad at me

Will:
understandable

Will:
frankie is gonna drive us home lol

Lance:
😎

Keith:
Frankie we have talked about this

Lance:
yeah but,,,,

Lance:
I don't fucking care 😬😲😲🤭🤗😏😏😏😜😜😜😘💁🏻‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️

Keith:
that's it I want a divorce

Lance:
but gee 😫😟😟😔😭😭😰😨😨😓😪

Lance:
baby 👶🏻I love ❤️❤️💗💗💞💝💘💕💕 you so much🙆🏻‍♂️👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👬

Keith:
Frankie omg fucking stooooop

Lance:
hmm🤔🤔🤔🤔

Lance:
nah 🙃🙃😏🤗🤗🤗✌🏻🖕🙅🏻‍♂️🙅🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️

Keith:
Jesus fucking Christ

Lance:
okay I'm done that emoji shit takes too much work okay I'm exhausted and I have to drive home

Will:
hurry up I'm already in the car

Nico:
yo the principal caught me walking out of the bathroom and I am definitely getting iss lol

Will:
Jfc what's up with short bitches doing dumb shit

Lance:
le gasp

Lance:
I take offence to that u tall bitch

Moon:
tbh I don't know if he cares

Nico:
THIS IS RACIST IS IT BECAUSE IM BLACK??

Lance:
YEAH IS IT BECAUSE IM ITALIAN?!

Will:
yes

Keith:
to both

Nico:
:0

Sun:
snatched

Moon:
fucking stop that is so fucking dead omfg

-
Dudes my birthday is 9/25 and idk if I'll be able to upload these by then but I am dreading it highkey okay like not only am I being reminded that I'm ageing, I also have a dentist appointment and all they're gonna tell me is I need to floss and that I need to get my wisdom teeth taken out bc I feel them coming in and I'm gonna have a fucking panic attack just thinking about it jfc.

Anyways. Bye.

[update: its like seven days later and my mom ended up cancelling the dentist appointment yeet. And I had a nice birthday too. Being seventeen is exhausting. I liked being sixteen better bc then I could quote that "I'm sixteen I'm a grandmothah" vine.]